I imagine when noting the passing of a ninety three year old man, it's hard to register shock, or really sadness, for his sake anyway. As far as shock goes, it's relatively shocking because I heard him just last Saturday on Weekend Edition,and I was looking forward to hearing him tomorrow, as Quinn and I lounged on the couch. I won't hear him tomorrow, and that is shocking, and disappointing, if not sad.
He reported the news well; admirable but not particularly note worthy. The thing that fascinated me about his commentary was not his wit, though it was sharp, or his opinions, with which I sometimes disagreed. He was simply thoughtful, and very astute. He was interesting, insightful, and responsible. He was wise, and humorous. Also, he was very old.
I will never be a famous news analyst. No one is looking forward to hearing what I have to say this weekend. I have however admired Dan Schorr for quite a while. His composure, mind, and delivery were an inspiration. Who knows how long I will live? So rather than muse that at ninety three I'd like to be as well put together as Dan Schorr. Whether or not there is ever a microphone present, I'll just continue working towards that goal now.
Friday, July 23, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Let's pump the brakes Mel . . .
... Or maybe you should just park the car and walk home.
Alright Alright, I know it's not ok to make light of domestic violence. Mel Gibson's behavior is inexcusable; repulsive. I'm gonna poke a little fun anyway.
It's hard sometimes. Sharing in the raising of an infant, trying to make ends meet, just waking up each day can be a little exhausting.
Then I, all men really, get a huge break. William Wallace himself makes us look good. Thanks Mel! You've proven all of our wives' and girlfriends' suspicions. Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are BATSHIT INSANE. We saw you in the Patriot Mel. We know what you are capable of.
So ladies, know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run like hell if you're with Mel!
I know I know, a trite cheap shot. But damn, this guy is a total lunatic.
Alright Alright, I know it's not ok to make light of domestic violence. Mel Gibson's behavior is inexcusable; repulsive. I'm gonna poke a little fun anyway.
It's hard sometimes. Sharing in the raising of an infant, trying to make ends meet, just waking up each day can be a little exhausting.
Then I, all men really, get a huge break. William Wallace himself makes us look good. Thanks Mel! You've proven all of our wives' and girlfriends' suspicions. Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are BATSHIT INSANE. We saw you in the Patriot Mel. We know what you are capable of.
So ladies, know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, and know when to run like hell if you're with Mel!
I know I know, a trite cheap shot. But damn, this guy is a total lunatic.
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